Health Care Reform Explained

With President Obama and his Democrat allies hell-bent on shoving their health insurance reforms down our throats, wouldn't it be nice to know just what lies between the buns of this crap-sandwich-of-a-bill they so dearly want us to swallow? As the saying goes, there's nothing better than hearing it straight from the horse's mouth (or in this case, the donkey's mouth). So without further ado, let's earnestly listen to some of the key points of their health reform bill, shall we?

Question 1: Could you please elaborate on the content of said bill?



Say what? Pass it first, then we find out? Is she really our Speaker of the House, or a stand-in from the carnival that rolled into D.C. in 2007?

Question 2: How much will said reforms cost?



Guess what? TelePrompTer had the day off (in case you couldn't tell).

Question 3: Why the urgency to pass a bill, any bill, post haste?



Pardon me, sir, but didn't Democrats hold a super-majority in your chamber prior to Scott Brown's victory in Massachusetts? How about chastising your own party for its internecine squabbles, huh? Were it not for that (thank God), you could have passed any bill you so desired, regardless of how frantically Republicans stomped their feet or screeched to high heaven. And by the way, were it not for Republican votes, the Civil Rights Act would not have passed. So Sen. Reid, just who are you criticizing here? But I digress...

Anyway, brilliant answers all. So why wait? Let's reform now!