Earth: A Global Warming Denier

Despite the "scientific consensus" on man-made global warming, planet Earth (and its accomplice, Almighty God) continues to deny its very existence. With record low temperatures and earliest recorded snowfalls around the world, widespread plant destruction and risks of crop failures, natural gas shortages in Europe (for home heating), fish freezing in Mississippi lakes, and iguanas falling out of trees in Florida, global warming advocates (many of whom are former 70s-era global coolers) are redefining their cause as “global climate change.” So who are you to believe? Them, or your own lying eyes? Consider these recent headlines:

"Cool Weather Continues To Set Records" (WSMV-TV Nashville, July 21, 2009)

"August Ends With Near-Record Cold" (CBS2 Chicago, August 31, 2009)

"Denver Breaks 104 Year Old Cold Temperature Record As Arctic Chill Sets In" (Denver Weather Examiner, October 10, 2009)

"Houston Wakes Up To Earliest Snowfall Ever" (MSNBC, December 4, 2009)

"Blizzard Dumps Snow on Copenhagen as Leaders Battle Warming" (Bloomberg, December 17, 2009)

"Record Snow Continues To Fall As Deadly East Coast Storm Lingers" (CNN, December 19, 2009)

"Record Cold In Miami As South Turns Icebox" (Fox News, January 11, 2010)

Compounding these theory-smashing events is the recent email dump from East Anglia University’s Climate Research Unit (CRU). The contents of these emails reveal a concerted effort among CRU scientists to manipulate, omit, and fix their data to lend continued support for their faux theory. What makes this news all the more disturbing is that the CRU provides data to the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), which has been leading the effort to punish advanced nations (i.e. - the USA) via huge transfers of wealth to poorer countries. Such transfers would supposedly allow these modern, greedy nations to atone for their environmental sins.

Anthropogenic global warming is pure bovine scatology (to borrow a phrase from Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf). The founder of the Weather Channel, John Coleman, has said as much: "Global Warming. It is the hoax. It is bad science. It is a high jacking of public policy. It is no joke. It is the greatest scam in history." Planet Earth gets it - how about you?